|   Inspector Crikey Toyland Crime Files Issue 1: Five Filthy Forthright Cases !  | 
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|   CONTAINS THE STORIES :  | 
|   The 
Rigorous Rodgering of Raggedy Anne  | 
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  Raggedy Anne has been interfered with while drunk out on 
an otherwise droll Monday night in Toytown, and Inspector Crikey is left with 
this case in his lap. This story was later made into a short 
film in 1999 and made available on the Inspector 
Crikey VCD.  | 
|   The 
Eepsorcist  | 
|   Humpty 
Dumpty has been found dead at the bottom of a stairway in Prospect Street, and 
Inspector Crikey concludes that he fell from the bedroom window of a small girl 
possessed by an evil yobbo spirit. This story was made into a short 
film in 1999 and released on the Inspector Crikey 
VCD.  | 
|   Do Androids Dream of EEP?  | 
|   Inspector 
Crikey faces the return of some old foes that he was sent to exterminate in the 
old days. Bumnivores are evil yuppies that had their internal organs turned upside 
down at birth, making them the most intolerable, bad breathed gits you could ever 
meet. This story was made into a short film in 2000 
and released on the Inspector Crikey VCD.  | 
|   Old Kind 
Cole was a Merry Arsehole  | 
|   A 
serial killer praying on gollywog girls is terrorizing Toytown, but Old King Cole 
decides to throw his annual Policeman's Ball regardless.  | 
|   Babes in Toyland  | 
|   An unidentified murdered plant is found 
in an alley way next to the brothel in 10th avenue. Inspector Crikey interrogates 
the madam of the establishment to get to the bottom of this sordid case.  | 
|   Warning: pretty much Adults Only stuff, ...not that bad really... just don't show your mum !  | 
|   Price $3 Australian (postage included) ... e-mail Tom Priestley for details.  | 
|   Copyright © Tom Priestley 2003  |